This blog is brought to you courtesy of my wife Yvonne. This is an e-mail she sent out a couple of weeks ago:
Lesson #1: Never ask a Lakeland their opinion……….. If you don’t want to hear the truth.
And so it was…………………………
Sears delivered my new treadmill yesterday. When I arrived home and after letting Tag and Chicklet out to go potty and rid the back yard of dreaded foxes……………..Chicklet came back in to inspect the new arrival. I asked her what she thought of Mommy’s new treadmill………. where Chicklet promptly jumped on the virgin track, daintily squatted, and produced just a few droplets of pee.
After my shock and horror, Ms. Chicklet spent the night tethered a few feet away from Mommy’s new treadmill, a pretty weighted collar added to her neck jewelry, where she watched as Mommy walked on the treadmill.
Chicklet is home today…………………glaring at the ###!!!@@@!!! treadmill.
Lesson Learned: I will not ask Chicklet her opinion of my new lamp. I can’t handle the truth.
Love to all, Yon
Lesson #1: Never ask a Lakeland their opinion……….. If you don’t want to hear the truth.
And so it was…………………………
Sears delivered my new treadmill yesterday. When I arrived home and after letting Tag and Chicklet out to go potty and rid the back yard of dreaded foxes……………..Chicklet came back in to inspect the new arrival. I asked her what she thought of Mommy’s new treadmill………. where Chicklet promptly jumped on the virgin track, daintily squatted, and produced just a few droplets of pee.
After my shock and horror, Ms. Chicklet spent the night tethered a few feet away from Mommy’s new treadmill, a pretty weighted collar added to her neck jewelry, where she watched as Mommy walked on the treadmill.
Chicklet is home today…………………glaring at the ###!!!@@@!!! treadmill.
Lesson Learned: I will not ask Chicklet her opinion of my new lamp. I can’t handle the truth.
Love to all, Yon
Doug
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